笑抽你的英語幽默笑話

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　　笑抽你的英語幽默笑話【1】

An American, a Japanese, a Chinese

An American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle. The results were captured by tribal cannibalism. Can be tribal chiefs, said: "I'm in a good mood today, do not eat you, but you have to pay one hundred board, but you can endure before the board to have a desire to achieve." Board is the first Americans to pay. He said: "before the board to pay, give me a seat bottom cushions." Pad stop, board-like falling rain; 合previous 70 boards, 70 boards were smashed after the cushion, and then is finished ... ...Antiaris , the United States left behind the old feeling. After seeing this, the Japanese asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose,, all right; then the Zhang imitation of their capacity and ability to brag about a re-creation, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, carefree carefree said: "Come on, give me the Japanese mat."

一個美國人、一個日本人、一個中國人在叢林探險。結果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋長說："我今天心情好，不吃你們，但你們都得挨一百板子，但在挨板子前你們可以有一個愿望實現。”先挨板子的是美國人。他說："挨板子前，先給我屁股墊上1個坐墊。”墊罷，板子雨點般落下;先前70板還湊合，70板之后坐墊被打爛，然后就是板板見血……打完，美國老摸著屁股走了。日本人見狀后，要求10個床墊。1、2、3…100打完，日本人起身，拍拍屁股，沒事;然后張著臭嘴對自己的模仿能力和再創造能力吹噓一番，并想坐一邊看中國人的好戲。中國人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地說："來，把日本人給我墊上。”

　　笑抽你的`英語幽默笑話【2】

他的耳朵在我衣兜里

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發生了什么事?”

“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。

“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

“他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”

　　笑抽你的英語幽默笑話【3】

Stupid Question

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.

“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.

But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”

愚蠢的問題

丹在一個大城市的某個俱樂部當守門人。每天都有數千人經過他的門口，而且許多人都會停下來問他:“請問現在幾點?”

幾個月后，丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問題了，我要去買一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。”于是他買了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。

“現在人們總不會再停下來問我時間了。”他高興地想。

可是打那以后，每天仍有許多人停下來，看看鐘，然后問丹:“這鐘準嗎?”