笑瘋你的經(jīng)典英語笑話

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　　笑瘋你的經(jīng)典英語笑話

　　clean glass

　　干凈的杯子

　　joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

　　喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，他們覺得非常口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三明治。

　　good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

　　下午好，先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么?柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問道。

　　joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

　　喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?

　　笑瘋你的經(jīng)典英語笑話

　　what is a traitor?

　　什么叫叛徒?

　　young hopeful:"father, what is a traitor in politics?"

　　有希望的青年人：“父親，什么叫政治叛徒?”

　　father (a veteran politician):"a traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."

　　父親(一位老資格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是離開我們黨而加入到另一個(gè)黨的人。”

　　young hopeful:"well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"

　　有希望的青年人：“那么，離開他的黨而加入到我們黨的`人又叫什么呢?”

　　father:"a convert, my son."

　　父親：“叫改變信仰者，我的兒子。

　　笑瘋你的經(jīng)典英語笑話

　　what's your name?

　　你叫什么名字?

　　a very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train. he had never seen them before,so he began:my name is stone, and i'm even harder than stone,so do what i tell you or there'll be trouble. don't try any tricks with me, and then we'll get on well together

　　有一位很嚴(yán)厲的軍官在對(duì)一群交由他訓(xùn)練的新兵訓(xùn)話。他以前從沒見過這群新兵，于是他開始自我介紹：我的名字叫stone(石頭)，事實(shí)上，我甚至比石頭更強(qiáng)硬。這就是我為什么要告訴你們我名字的原因。不要試圖對(duì)我玩什么花招，這樣我們就能很好相處了。

　　then he went to each soldier one after another and asked him his name. speak loudly so that everyone can hear you clearly, he said, and don't forget to call me 'sir'.

　　接著他開始走到每個(gè)士兵前面問他們的名字。說大聲點(diǎn)，讓每個(gè)人都能聽清楚。另外，不要忘記稱呼我為長(zhǎng)官。他說。